A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why are trees green? I have no idea

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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