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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

every knight i see an owl at window

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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