- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

NEVER

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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