Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickles

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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