Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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