why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Horse.

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Your mums a potato

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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