Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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