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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Terry has ebola

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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