whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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