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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo