- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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