Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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copy me and i will kill you

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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