- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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