- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock knock Come in

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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