Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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A black student graduated High School

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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scientology.

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Praise Paisley

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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