Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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you suck

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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