Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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You bumder!

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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