Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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