- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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