- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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