- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Help I'm being raped!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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