- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil is a reterd.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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