- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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