- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

You know whats funny Aids

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.