- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Blacks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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