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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Bryson got a concussion...he died

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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