- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

I had friends on the Death Star.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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