- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A Serbian Film

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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