What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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