Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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XD Jackass.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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