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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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