Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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