A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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