- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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