- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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