Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A bar walks into a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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