- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Justin Bieber

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Homonyms should be band.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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