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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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