Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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