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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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