Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

This is an anti-joke.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

ecks! why zee?

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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