- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why do mexicans get made fun of

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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