a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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