- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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