- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

whats 2+2 equal? 4

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

alert('The Game')

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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