Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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