- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

I love pissing people off :P

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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