- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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