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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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