- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

hey hey apple

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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