What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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