- Anti Joke

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.