- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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