What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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what goes boo a sock

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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