Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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no pun intended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Julian Ha.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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