- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A Duck walks into a bar.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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