What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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