richard is fag

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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