- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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