Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Penis.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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