What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Corn Muffins

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Anti Joke

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