Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Justin beiber..

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Tucker Rivera

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is funnier than 24 69

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Ready for something funny? nothing

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

how much fish could a chicken

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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