- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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