- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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