- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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