- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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