- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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