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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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