- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Gus's mom

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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