- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Robin get in the batmobile!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

hi penis ham telephone

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??