Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

richard is fag

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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