Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Justin beiber..

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Tucker Rivera

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Ready for something funny? nothing

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is funnier than 24 69

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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