- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

rent a cops

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Penis.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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