- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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