Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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