Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Asian women drivers...

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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