- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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