- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

I have an erection My mom!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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