- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Vaginal secretions

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

woman's rights

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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