Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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