Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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thomas!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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hey justin

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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