- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??