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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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