- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

This is a joke.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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