why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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