In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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