- Anti Joke

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

The Morman Religion.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Penis

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.