- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

what goes boo a sock

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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