What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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