Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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