So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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