What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

who do we all like george goodburn

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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