A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

all the kids had fun

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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