- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

womens rights

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Justin Bieber.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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