What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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