- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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