Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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