- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Cliterus

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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