- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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