A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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