- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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