Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What comes after 69? 70

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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