- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did death say to life? Go die

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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