- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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