knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Knock knock.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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