- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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