- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What did death say to life? Go die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

And Stephen Hawking said.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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