- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Justin Bieber.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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