- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

there once was a black man who played basketball

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