- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Vaginal secretions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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