- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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